I went to the flower store yesterday to buy a corsage for my prom date, Magda. I don’t know if I can effectively convey how I felt inside that store, but I can try. First, let me illustrate my knowledge of flowers: They are pretty. Often times, they smell nice. Roses are red. Flowers happen in the spring time.
Ok, armed with that knowledge I went into that flower store. As I was walking in, these people in the back...