Twitter: 10 Reasons The Honey Moon Is Over...

I hate Twitter. I think it’s the stupidest manifestation of social networking to date. If you really think about it, Twitter is based on the fact that people feel they are so self important that they must bless the world with constant status updates. “I hate lines. Im in one right now”, or “Whoo Obama” are some of the gems I’ve seen over the last couple of months. I wanted to like Twitter,...

In Spanish Class…...

Professor: How do you know if a noun is a girl noun? Josh: Because it cooks and cleans. *Raucous laughter* *Serious scowl from right wing conservative christian chick who you would assume would be down with my rhetoric.*

Fat Tuesday...

Everyone likes to make a big play, but no one likes to take one for the team. Fat Tuesday found me perusing about on Mill ave. with my friend Jon. Pretty standard. Whilst we were in the Big Bang I saw this girl that was an awesome dancer — She had no regard for anyone but herself. She was also very pretty. If she were less hot this story would not have happened but alas… She was. Unable to keep my mouth shut,...

…Too Soon?...

A new ad for Maybellines new line, “Our Little Secret”.

Water Fountains...

As an “adult” you get to enjoy many luxuries and amenities you don’t as a kid. You get to drive places, drink beer, and stay up late. You live in your own place, and come and go as you please. But, have you ever stopped to consider some of the amenities you lose as an adult? I’m sure my readers will be sure to point out things like having your laundry done for you, or having someone pick out your...

Taking Apart My Toaster...

It’s been said that every great bomb maker eventually gets bit by their craft. Well my friends, It would seem my craft has finally bitten me. While perusing the internet the other night I found a YouTube video about a bunch of friends who figured out how to intercept the radios that drive thru’s use, and broadcast back on the same frequency. If that explanation was too nerdy for you, They can pretend they...

Underpants Eulogy...

I accidentally ripped a pair of boxer shorts today, I felt a small eulogy was in order. It’s tough to lose a good friend, but what can you say about a pair of mens medium size boxer shorts like Frederick Shorts Koff? He was modest, and I called him Shorts for short, bought from the Gap, and raised modestly. He was made with love from small Thai children furiously sewing lots of other pairs as well. And yet, I ended...

…Really?!...

I went on a date Saturday night with a girl I met a year ago in my Journalism class. She’s intelligent, unshy, and the anti-christ. It started while I was trying to date her last year. I’d go over her house, we’d watch a movie or something, and I kept getting weird vibes from her roomates … who were boys. It was as if they were “Team Cock Blocking”. It was always this one guy, his brother,...

5 Predictions For 2008-2009....

Some people make a living off of speculating on the future. Futurists I believe they’re called. Anyhow, they really can never be wrong, and because they have some letters behind their name, it entitles them to wildly speculate about the future. I think maybe I want to be one of these guys. Below are my predictions for 2008-2009. AXE Bodyspray …. Laundry detergent. AxeL they’ll call it. Short for Axe...

…What Do You See Here?...

I need one minute of your time. Consider the image above. It was given as an example in my communication class of how “Perception Precedes Understanding”, a concept I’m familiar with. So, the professor starts going around the room asking people what they see in the picture. As to what other people think about it, well … I’m third generation don’t give a fuck. However, as I’ve...