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Ranch Is Evil

Ranch is ruining America one serving at a time. Between obesity, and pure gluttony, Ranch is the new al-quaeda.



5 Responses to “Ranch Is Evil”

  1. Remco G. says:

    Hail the Heinz Ketchup! I used to consume one whole bottle a week!
    Good times, great times…

  2. andrew wee says:

    Hey Josh,
    You got it wrong.

    Hemingway used to tank on on absinthe (that green stuff you were holding up) and vermouth before he wrote.

    If you check out “The Sun also rises”, “Absalom, Absalom” and some of his other works, you’ll find the protagonists chugging the stuff.

    I don’t think he was much of a vodka dude. if anything, he’d go for whisky or bourbon too.

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    For an “illiterate” you sure use “corollary” enough to give me a coronary.

    Keep up the good shit.

  3. Eli says:

    I swear on all that is holy that my older sister invented ranch on pizza. lol

  4. Dan Anderson says:

    Andrew Wee, that’s Jägermeister not absinthe, but nice try.

  5. uncle jeff says:

    You crack me up Josh. You really do. google softwear engineer my ass. that’s some funny shit though.

    Love you,
    Jeff

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