Long blond hair falls over the back
I’m accosted by her perfume as she taps away
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About the guy sniffling profusely behind her
She’s drinking some obnoxious drink
Preceded by double or half
Post fixed by atté or oca.
I know better than to be wishing for the lid to pop
Soaking those leggings she adores as pants
And the top that plunges into her neckline
Like her serial killer neighbor
Making space in his
Garage freezer
I wonder if that
“He was always so nice” neighbor
Finally had his way.
As I rest my foot
On the back of her empty chair.
I enjoyed this on many levels.
Popped a boner.