For years I have sought after some sort of respectable facial hair. If I could cultivate some kind of consistent styling, I could reduce my shaving to almost zero. That’s a huge plus. Towards this end, I made sure that I gave ample opportunity for my facial hair to prove itself. Unfortunately, after a couple of weeks, I always looks like a bear with mange.
However, whilst shaving the other day I noticed that I had something close to respectable on my upper lip. It was faint, and needed love like a young child, but I saw it’s potential. In order to focus on my new son, my mustache son, I had to lop off all the other distracting follicles on my face. The result? Well it’s to your right. And yeah, I know I look intense, it’s the ’stache.
Please note: While I am chronicling my experiences with a mustache I sense that their may be some good old fashioned “ribbing” or “fun pokering” that may occur. This is encouraged, however, in an effort to keep things original the following themes are banned because they are trite:
- Porn Star
- Pedophile
However, funny pictures are encouraged.
As it might be expected my opinion is that any facial hair is good facial hair; the world would be a better place with more facial hair with the exception of hipster ironic facial hair. I must admit that I am more partial to moustache than mustache. Maybe someday you’ll have something on your face that I can respect. ={0 even emoticons can grow a moustache.
If I did’nt know you better, I would swear you were an illegal alien. How many illegals do you have living in your apt? You own a leaf blower? If you want to really thicken up that mustache of yours, let you nose hairs grow and braid them into your stache. PERFECT JB!