Twitter: 10 Reasons The Honey Moon Is Over...

I hate Twitter. I think it’s the stupidest manifestation of social networking to date. If you really think about it, Twitter is based on the fact that people feel they are so self important that they must bless the world with constant status updates. “I hate lines. Im in one right now”, or “Whoo Obama” are some of the gems I’ve seen over the last couple of months. I wanted to like Twitter,...

In Spanish Class…...

Professor: How do you know if a noun is a girl noun? Josh: Because it cooks and cleans. *Raucous laughter* *Serious scowl from right wing conservative christian chick who you would assume would be down with my rhetoric.*

Fat Tuesday...

Everyone likes to make a big play, but no one likes to take one for the team. Fat Tuesday found me perusing about on Mill ave. with my friend Jon. Pretty standard. Whilst we were in the Big Bang I saw this girl that was an awesome dancer — She had no regard for anyone but herself. She was also very pretty. If she were less hot this story would not have happened but alas… She was. Unable to keep my mouth shut,...

…Too Soon?...

A new ad for Maybellines new line, “Our Little Secret”.