Water Fountains...

As an “adult” you get to enjoy many luxuries and amenities you don’t as a kid. You get to drive places, drink beer, and stay up late. You live in your own place, and come and go as you please. But, have you ever stopped to consider some of the amenities you lose as an adult? I’m sure my readers will be sure to point out things like having your laundry done for you, or having someone pick out your...

What do I do with my time?...

I’ve taken up a new hobby: Holding my breath. Yes, that’s right. I sit there like an idiot in class holding my breath. Eventually, unable to hold it in anymore, I exhale like I just took the biggest bong hit ever. Usually, I’ll try to count the seconds I am able to hold it, however sometimes I do it just to do it. I have a theory that counting makes you aware you’re not breathing and psyches you...