While at the gas station yesterday there was a girl in line before me wearing a shirt that said: I <3 girls. The heart was filled in with a rainbow. For my thick, or older readers: she was a lesbian.
Anyhow, the clerk couldn’t stop raving about this girls shirt as he made an unsuccessful attempt to hit on her.
When she left, he asked me, “did you see her?” and I replied “yep. Did you sell her some cherry chapstick?” making reference to this “I kissed a girl” song that has been polluting the air waves and my mind.
His answer was, “no, why would I do that?”
Sometimes, I think I expect everyone to be as lame as me.