Girls With Boyfriends

I’m fucking sick and tired of meeting girls with boyfriends… who wait until later to mention that they have a boyfriend. This has happened to me FOUR times in a row. I even went to far as to ask girl #3, “You don’t have a boyfriend do you? I’m having a terrible streak of boys with girlfriends” girls with boyfriends.” (See comments)

She replied, “No, I don’t have a boyfriend.” Only to tell me the next night, when we were going to hang out, “I have a confession — I have a boyfriend who lives in Washington DC. We’ve been dating for four year….but I thought you were really cool and didnt want to scare you away because I had a boyfriend.” Greedy whore.

The latest in this little string of disasters was a girl I met at Dos Gringos. It’s a really trashy establishment, and brings out total morons with little or no intelligence. So, when I met a girl who was a museum curation major, I as pretty surprised. I talked to this girl for the better part of an hour. I don’t know about what, but she was pretty fun to talk to. I get her number, and give her mine. I called her once during the next week and gave up on her as a lost cause. Then, I get a voicemail from her….
Boyfriend Blow Off Phone Call

I do give her props for having the courtesy to call me so I wouldn’t think she was uninterested, but I give her mad unprops for having a boyfriend and being deceptive about it. This is the kind of shit that makes me want to NOT have a girlfriend because she could be out doing shit like this.