Underpants Eulogy...

I accidentally ripped a pair of boxer shorts today, I felt a small eulogy was in order. It’s tough to lose a good friend, but what can you say about a pair of mens medium size boxer shorts like Frederick Shorts Koff? He was modest, and I called him Shorts for short, bought from the Gap, and raised modestly. He was made with love from small Thai children furiously sewing lots of other pairs as well. And yet, I ended...