Anyone else?...

Is anyone else ridiculously attracted to the girl from the new Death Cab For Cutie video? I’d marriage her ass. I have such random weaknesses. And here is the video where she treks around the world all hot like:

How To Paint Your Own Shoes...

I bought a pair of shoes last summer that I consider to be trusted allies. They’re my favorites, and oing with the theme of “Favorites” this week, I decided to try and replace them with the same, or a similar pair of shoes. Apparently, in one year, a lot has changed in the illustrious world of Men’s shoe fashion. Not that I have ever been very fashionable. Here are my main criteria when shopping...

The Parking Garage Piss...

I like to feel prolific. I think everyone does. It’s unfortunate that girls will never know how prolific it is to pee all over things. Sometimes, you just have to douse something. After a night of drinking, and closing down the bars, my friend Ryan and I found ourselves on Mill Ave. a little bit intoxicated, and very in need of a bathroom. If you’ve ever been to Mill you know that once the bars close, that’s...

Pick of the Litter...

Everyone has them. Not assholes or elbows, not opinions: favorites. I have favorites of everything. Favorite socks, favorite couch spot, favorite toothpaste. Pretty much, if their is a decision to be made, I’ve evaluated all the other options, and have ranked them in some fashion, producing a favorite. However, there is something awesome: When you have more than one favorite. I found this situation occurring recently...