Throwing Caution to the Wing, and Going Solo....

I soloed a full scale airplane today; a 1981 Cessna 172 P Model to be precise. I went out flying with my instructor, and as we’re taxiing back, he freaks out on me: “AHH STOP THE PLANE! STOP THE PLANE!” So I jam on the breaks and look at him with probably the most “What the hell” face ever. He’s like, “I’m getting out, latch the door behind me. I was ungodly nervous. I’ve...

The Rise and Fall of a Giant Chalupa...

Through some wrangling, I got in touch with a guy who works for the Phoenix Coyotes. Apparently, they needed a skilled pilot to fly an 8′ x 15′ Chalupa at the Phoenix Coyotes Hockey Games. In case you don’t know, because I didn’t, the Phoenix Coyotes are an NHL Hockey Team that play in Jobbing.com Arena in Phoenix. When I asked him what kind of blimp it was, he said it wasn’t a traditional...

Creepiest Thing … Ever...

By now, if you haven’t seen one of those Geico commercials you’ve been living under a rock. (No pun intended) They feature several cave men living in the modern day, unfortunately, nobody really knows about them. Because of their lack of knowledge, they make cave man jokes, and implications that cave men aren’t smart, etc. That is, until one of the cave men takes up the cause and starts protesting the...

Dancing With The Stars (Apparently Some Jewish Peo...

Well, I just read in the “Reality TV Press” yesterday that my uncle Ian Ziering, is going to be on Dancing With The Stars. This means I can finally take the lid off this secret. Luckily, for my readership, I’ve had a lot of time to think about the many different angles of this. First, his partner is smoking hot Cheryl Burke. She’s this little Filipino-Irish-Russian dancer chick. Whoa boy. Hottie...