I came up with a new Axe body spray commercial. I have way too much creativity to be not doing anything of consequence with my life. I want a cool job. Now.
Man getting dressed listening to queen we are the champions of the world.
Douses himself in Axe Bodyspray.
Puts on all black clothing.
Cut to man carjacking a young woman, smoking hot. She drives a Jetta.
“Get out of the car lady!”
Man drives away fast.
Cut to man wrecking the car into a tree.
He gets out of the car, looks suspicious and runs off into the forest.
A police officer rolls by, and gets on his radio. “This is 4-19….”
Cut to a cop showing the lady her car.
“Yeah, I’m sorry mam, but it’s been totaled. We just need you to tell us if it’s yours”
Cut to passenger seat perspective.
Woman pokes her head in the car, catches a whiff of the seat, and at first just pets it. “my poor car”.
Woman begins to rub the seat. “I bet you could use a big hug”
Woman starts molesting the seat in that patented Axe way.
Cut to black.
“The Axe Effect”.
Trying to avoid “Gonzo Journalism”,
Josh