While changing the music the other night, I had a chance encounter with “God”.
| GOD on aim: | Josh, it’s God |
| GOD on aim: | Are you there? |
| GOD on aim: | I have a bone to pick with you. |
| me: | Wow. |
| me: | Hi God. |
| GOD on aim: | Hi, Josh. |
| GOD on aim: | My child, my son. |
| GOD on aim: | I’ve heard some of the things you’ve done lately. |
| me: | I can only imagine what it might be. |
| GOD on aim: | I have to say, I’m pretty fucking pissed |
| me: | Wrath pissed or like … Rain in Arizona pissed? |
| GOD on aim: | Rain in Arizona pissed. |
| GOD on aim: | Sorry bout that./ |
| me: | Well that’s good. |
| GOD on aim: | But seriously |
| GOD on aim: | Straighten up or I’ll fucking spank you |
| me: | Well God, I have a tremendously hot girl in my bed. |
| me: | How urgent is this? |
| GOD on aim: | Adulterous! |
| me: | Adulterous with who? |
| me: | Jesus? |
| GOD on aim: | No, that girl in your bed |
| me: | Wow, Way to be a blocker god. |
| GOD on aim: | Is she at least hot? |
| me: | Quite. |
| GOD on aim: | Oh, well. |
| me: | Can we carry this on later? |
| GOD on aim: | Then, enjoy the treasure I set before you |
| me: | Excellent. |
| GOD on aim: | and remember, free ice cream cake day is monday at cold stone creamery |
| me: | What about And the lord gave the world his only son and all that. |
| me: | Wait come again? |
| me: | Free Ice Cream CAKE day? |
| GOD on aim: | http://www.coldstonecreamery.com/secondary/calendar.asp |
| me: | God that’s fantastic! |
| GOD on aim: | Indeed |
| GOD on aim: | The strings I pull for you. |
| GOD on aim: | Have fun in bed, and at csc |
| me: | What is CSC ? |
| GOD on aim: | cold stone creamery |
| me: | Of course. |
| me: | God, Can I put this on my website? |
| me: | I’ll be a good boy. |
| GOD on aim: | Of course. |
| me: | Thank you god. |
| me: | Bye! |
| GOD on aim: | Ho, ho, ho. |
| GOD on aim: | Nite |
-Josh Ziering