Something I just added to my stand up act that I thought up under several influences. It’s fictional, but the point is there.
“My girlfriend got mad at me for being one of those Stand Up Comedians who pick on the audience because one day she got picked on at a club. I said to her, “Well, you were probably being a stupid Cunt.” Thusly, I solved my girlfriend problem.”
The moral of the story? Don’t be a stupid cunt.
Joshua Ziering
Don’t do stand up.