Now, I’m not sure whether it is intentional, or on purpose, but I think that one of my roomates is playing games with me. He’s kind of …lazy or something. That doesn’t really bother me, but it has made for some interesting situations. Take for example three days ago. We ran out of the 10 roll of toilet paper that I bought. It kind of made me upset that he hasn’t replaced it because it’s all of his stupid friends who come over and use our bathroom. That’s not really what’s bothering me though.
What’s bothered me is that he hasn’t said anything to me. He hasn’t bought new toilet paper. And that little cardboard tube with the last bits of toilet paper stuck to it? It’s being picked over like the Christmas ham. So it seems we’ve been playing a dangerous game of “Who is going to blink first?”
It was kind of fun while it lasted. However, I woke up this morning and went to take a shower. On top of the toilet I noticed a roll of Bounty. I decided that I was in no rush to use “The Quicker Picker Upper”. The package says it’s the “Best Ever”, but I decided it wasn’t good enough.
Blink.
Joshua Ziering