To Whom It May Concern,
Joshua Ziering would like to express a most heartfelt apology for his many years of angling. Fishing is a most cruel and vicious sport. The repercussions of such endeavors were not apparent until last night. Joshua Ziering Inc. would like to extend it’s deepest regrets to every sunny, carp, bass, and a kingfish. Joshua Ziering Inc. behaved in a most unnacceptable manner. Recent events have come to light that have made Joshua Ziering Inc. take a firm stance against fishing. No longer will it condone, or tolerate fishing from any of it’s employees. Further, we’ll be making a spendy contribution to the National Association for the Advancement of Finned creatures. Also, we’ll be making donations to international organizations that disable fishing hook fields.
Again, from a homosapien, to whatever genus a fish is in, deepest apologies.
Sincerely,
Joshua Ziering, CEO