An Apology…...

To Whom It May Concern, Joshua Ziering would like to express a most heartfelt apology for his many years of angling. Fishing is a most cruel and vicious sport. The repercussions of such endeavors were not apparent until last night. Joshua Ziering Inc. would like to extend it’s deepest regrets to every sunny, carp, bass, and a kingfish. Joshua Ziering Inc. behaved in a most unnacceptable manner. Recent events have...

Don’t Mess With Texas...

I wrote what happened in Texas in third person, because it didn’t happen to me. I witnessed it. Or somesuch. What follows is true. Enjoy. “Don’t Mess With Texas” “I think we’re going in the wrong direction” Alex said. It’d been over an hour since they’d seen another car, another person, or any kind of sign of life. They were in the middle of nowhere. Actually, they...