The Axe Effect...

I came up with a new Axe body spray commercial. I have way too much creativity to be not doing anything of consequence with my life. I want a cool job. Now. Man getting dressed listening to queen we are the champions of the world. Douses himself in Axe Bodyspray. Puts on all black clothing. Cut to man carjacking a young woman, smoking hot. She drives a Jetta. “Get out of the car lady!” Man drives away fast. Cut...

You Find God In The Strangest Places....

While changing the music the other night, I had a chance encounter with “God”. GOD on aim: Josh, it’s God GOD on aim: Are you there? GOD on aim: I have a bone to pick with you. me: Wow. me: Hi God. GOD on aim: Hi, Josh. GOD on aim: My child, my son. GOD on aim: I’ve heard some of the things you’ve done lately. me: I can only imagine what it might be. GOD...

White Boy Uncovers Secret of Hip Hop. Boy Fights R...

Since the last post, I can safely say I have been the sickest I have been in my entire life. It was horrible. I could barely leave my room. However, those few days provided some time to do some really serious thinking. Really serious. In a moment of unbelievable lucidity, which occurred after several days of a fever well over 101, it came to me. I have figured out hip hop. It wasn’t hard really. It took a lot of...

“Can You Beer errr Hear Me Now?”...

Chief executive of Verizon Wireless Ivan Seidenberg mabe should consider taking some classes in public relations. It’s clear he’s no politician. In the San Francisco Chronicle this weekend Seidenberg is quoted as saying, “Why in the world would you think your (cell) phone would work in your house?” he asked. “The customer has come to expect so much. They want it to work in the elevator,...

Say it Isn’t Earl....

http://www.axcessnews.com/national_041705.shtml DMX arrested again. My R/C Helicopter idol, once again incarcerated for stupid automotive stuff. I shed small tear when I read that. Small. Josh

Spears Child Starts Website “MyMomIsASkank.c...

Recent AP News feeds indicate that Ms. Britney Spears is pregnant. The most disturbing part of this is the implication that Kevin Federline, backup dancer extroadinare managed to have sex with Britney. Accusations of homosexuality aside, Kevin: good job. Jos

I’m Rick James Bitch!...

I caught this today on page 6 of the New York Post. ” April 3, 2005 — A HATTIESBURG, Miss., policewoman and her husband found out the hard way how popular Dave Chappelle’s Comedy Central show is – especially his catch phrase, “I’m Rick James, bitch!” Diane James’ husband, Rick James, is running for Hattiesburg City Council. She wrote to Comedy Central: “Due to the...