Standing Up For What Is “Fucking” Righ...

Math final this moring… did not go as well as I had hoped. I’m kind of bummered about it and don’t even feel it’s worth writing about. On another note, I got a phone call about two o’clock this afternoon from Shika, a Residential Life Behaviorhal analyst. Basically, she said that the paper I wrote, below, was not sufficient to complete my sanction because it was innapropiateand it would have...

Finals...

I’m having a hard fucking time here. I’ve been trying to study for my Math final tomorrow in 20 minute spurts. I keep trying to work at it, then I get disgusted how hard this is, and I go eat or walk around or something. No wonder I’m getting fat. I’m so frustrated with my poor focusing capabilities. Enough so I considered purchasing Aderol from the girl down the hall. 7 Dollars a pill, 20mg, and...

The Importance Of Quiet Hours During Finals (Actua...

I live in Sahuaro B-2. Hi, My name is Joshua Ziering and I go to Arizona State University. I hail from Maplewood Jersey, a small town 17 miles west of New York City. Last night, like so many other nights, found me in my hall. Like many others in my hall, I was out to talk to friends and have a good time. Of course, this good time had to be sans alcohol and excessive noise because I know and abide by the Residential Life...

Arizona State’s Residential Life is Fucking ...

Not an hour after I was done writing my poem about the Big Gulp cup last night, I was in the hall. It was hard to do anything else since everyone else was out there. Anyhow, while I was leaning against a wall (I wasn’t even talking to anyone) the RA’s start walking down the hall. So, like every other time they come sauntering on down the hall, we scatter to our respective rooms. Except this time, I saw Frank...

And it Sits…...

  Festive Holiday Colors, plastered on the side of a plastic cup. Filled with Coke, that’s now days old. It’s Festive Holiday Colors become the only ornament decorating my room. Happily contented sitting in the distored shadow of an Absolut Vodka holiday box. I’ve defiled the straw, and indicated RB, Diet, Cola, and Other all at once. However inside, an ever sweetening, ever thickening sludge. It’s...

Fat Fucking Ass....

I gained 10 pounds. 151. Like the liquor. That’s awesome. Freshman 15 here I come. Joshua Ziering

Robots Scare Me...

So… the other day I was driving, and I saw this red thing with like a rotating pod on top of it. Then, it started moving. For the first time in my life, I was scared of a robot invasion. I took a photo with my phone of this thing. It was rotated 90 so I couldn’t see the part where the guy was standing. Scared the crap out of me. Joshua Ziering

World AIDS Day (Josh’s Birthday)...

Nineteen years old. Shit. To sound cliche`, what have I been doing with my life?! Seriously. If I weren’t so gosh darned tired I’d go back through the archives and make a highlights post to make myself feel better. In all honesty, I haven’t done that much of anything since I turned 18. 19 just feels like one of those weird intermediary birthdays. I can still be sentenced to death, I can still vote. I...