Loser Parties...

As I write this, their is a party going on at my house. Unfortunately, it has all the the same horrible parts of all the parties I went to in high school. It’s most likely because a lot of the people here are still in high school. It’s obnoxious. The obnoxious jock high school boy is even more prevalent here than back in Jersey. Apparently people were going to fight in outside our house. That’s lame. The...

The Nature Of Paranoia...

I’ve been living alone in a house the past couple of days. Both of my roomates decided it’d be a good time for a vacation. I managed to feed the dog, lock the doors, teach the dog ‘paw’, and keep the lights off. So when I was sitting at my computer last night and heard two doorbell rings at 1:30 in the morning, I was a little nervous. I get up from my computer, open my big airplane tool box and...

Break is Awesome....

Brief Synopsis of yesterday: Get up at 10. Fly Small Planes. Eat lunch at In’N'Out Burger. Fly large, fast planes the rest of the day. As night falls, start playing with a potato gun, with an electrical ignition. After it gets totally dark, find a parking lot, fly more. Living on your own is amazing. Joshua Ziering

To The Blond Who Found Solace On My Fouton...

I’m going to write a book about my life. It may be a collection of poems though. We’ll see. I got inspired, and decided to write a poem about last night. It wasn’t even mine yet. The folded, faded cushion hastily called a mattress. This pastry of a bed was frosted with my month old sheets and caseless pillow. On top of it all a blown out blonde candle. She laid there like a parakeet among the pigeons, just...

Bachelor Paradise...

I moved into my new place on Thursday. It’s something of a bachelor paradise. Last night, their was a huge party at my place. I had a great time. It’s so cool to be throwing the party instead of trying to talk your way into it. Anyhow, as the night progressed, those drinking, became more and more drunk. It was kind of a deteoriating situation really. Anyhow, one of the girls there managed to get really drunk....

Rap Songs...

Ok, I don’t understand it. Here in Phoenix, we have KISS 104.7. It’s a top 40′s station equivalent to Z100 in New York. They play a lot of rap songs and recently, for some reason, I’ve been listening. I’ve noticed at the begining of rap songs rappers identify themselves. I am noticing more and more frequently that their is an increased amount of collaboration between rappers. So in the beginning...

C’ous De Gras...

Take that Shika. Whore. Joshua Ziering

Skanktioned or “Why Football is bad.” ...

Studying is one of the main stays of college life. It’s role is paramount to the education and foundation of students world wide. Here at ASU, the student body is lucky to have an unbelievably intelligent governing body watching over it’s on-campus residents, providing hours, and places that are appropriate to study. The spacious rooms, quiet hours, and free “Union Pacific” alarm clock are just...

Conceding Stupidity....

I received a call today from Aaron Hart, Hall director. He actually managed to be a real person, and talk to me. He told me it wasn’t the swearing that got me in trouble, but the over all tone of the paper. The behavioral education specialists felt it didn’t convey that I understood what I was being sanctioned for. (I think their boss might be named Emmanual Goldstein) Aaron and I actually spoke for about...

Unfounded Threats in The Face Of Reason and Logic...

As I was flying planes today I receieved a somewhat frantic call from my roomate. Apparently the hall director had stopped by, and said that if I did not get in touch with him,they would be changing the locks on my door. This didn’t really worry me since I have a new place to live over break, but this begs the question, Can they do this? After I got back, I asked them for details. They said Aaron Hart was here,...