Today, I got up early as hell. I was up (and out of bed) at 8:00 am. I stumbled around for like 5 minutes. After I get up, and the air conditioner has been on all night, it’s cold. After I get out of bed, it’s like walking around on the moon without a space suit. As of late my room is very cold, very barron, and it has a grey floor. After a night out on the town so to speak, one could easily become very disoriented.
After getting up and navigating the vastness of space, I got in the car (which is pseudo mine) and I went to school. I have to schedule classes before school starts apparently? I was just going to wait until school started and wander into classes I think I’d like. Several people have advised me to the contrary. I’m happy I went in. I never really thought about looking at the schedule after I walked out, but it seems, I have a free 8 and 9 … which is needless to say, fantastic. I have gym 7. As I outlined in my blog several times during Junior year, I can exploit the system to get out of gym. It’s a cake walk. Fish in a barrel. Me in summer school for gym. … Right. Shit. Well, I’ll try harder this time …. not to get caught.
After that, I was on my way to work. I work in Clifton from time to time. It’s crazy. As of late, I have become a parkway fiend. In doing this, I have learned that nobody REALLY drives 55, and that if you aren’t going 70, your ass is getting passed. It’s nice. Whatever. As I am driving through the EZ-Pass It says “Toll Unpaid, Drive thru” I was like perplexed. I have a terrible feeling now that their is a ticket with my license plate number coming to the house. It’s not my fault, EZ-Pass is a fucking joke.
It was a most enjoyable drive. Sadly, contrary to my reputation (seriously) as a navigational Jedi, I got lost in Clifton. And as I’m sitting at a red light lost as hell, my car breaks down. It like … fucks up and won’t drive faster. So I cruised down this big ass hill 4 miles until I got where I was going. Crazy. Clifton is crazy. On the way back, my car was nearly overheating. The temperature gauge (Is that what you do to an eyeball?) was all the way to hot. I was worried as hell. Especially since my phone hangs up on phone calls longer than 5 minutes. You can understand the situation I was in. It was scary. Especially since the parkway runs through crazy bad parts of places.
After that terrible drive home, I hung out with Molly. It was awesome. We watched American Beauty. Which, Is now one of my favorite movies. For some reason, I have developed this non-sexual (Read it again, that’s non, N-O-N as in No, Not, and nonsense) crush on Kevin Spacey. He’s awesome. He’s such a good actor. I just saw the usual suspects the other day, and it was awesome. I may name my kid Verbal now. American beauty was awesome because it put sluts in their place. I hate sluts. I want them put in their place. Stupid sluts. Stay in your place(s) sluts. (I like the way slut sounds)
After an awesome afternoon. I went to work at 7:00. It was not easy, but hey, it’s work. Sadly, the client I was working for called me when I with Molly. Obviously I was not about to stop the movie for a business call. So I was like, Rachel tell him I’m in the shower. My sister, being the budding secretary that she is, had brought the phone with her and he had heard me yelll this. He was not pleased. I don’t feel guilty. I work hard for everyone all the time. Today was a day off. I may take several more. I may take the rest of the summer off. I don’t give a fuck about the petty people and their problems anymore. I swear, sometimes if I hear the word ‘trouble’ in relation to a computer, I may very well explode. If you walk through a puddle that resembles me, please, wipe your feet before going into your house. I’m tough to get out of carpet.
-Josh