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Fiji Water Is Bullshit

Chances are, you’ve seen people drinking this Fiji Water. It’s everywhere. Shit, even the dorky fucks on “The Big Bang Theory” are drinking it. Recently, we’ve been popping bottles of this bullshit agua at my workplace. It wasn’t until today that all the pieces came together for me and I realized I fucking hate this water and all it stands for. Consider the...

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Pressure

Understanding “pressure” as we conventionally refer to it is flawed. Too often, pressure is the lack of options. If the phrase were “Do or Die Or Get Ice Cream” it would change the intrinsic motivation of the situation. Perhaps then, we need to change the possible outcomes of any situation to include a third option and move away from the binary finality we embrace as creatures of fact. Creatively...

Bacon Rocket

I freaking love anything with Bacon, Rockets, and nerdy guys using french airplane vocabulary to describe an edible bacon rocket. Snazzy tunes...

Heavy Freight

They call him Goat to this day. I do too. Nor-cal born and raised. I don’t begrudge him and my Mom getting together to call me Syl. Sometimes he would leave weeks at a time, riding freight trains in between cars of hydrofluoric acid and diapers. I imagined him with a bandana hanging off a stick. He’s eventually return to my mom raising hell about other women. “Train Tramps” She’d call them. I cowered in...

Empty Threats

Boil down inside this slack armed slaughter house. Sharp finger nails run up a thigh, leave scratches for other lovers, victims, to admire. Hair pulls a head back. Dreams of early morning melodies slashed like paper cuts. Outside the bedroom door a single cockroach waits. Ready to run over our naked backs. I promised to take both hands to her neck until sound inside her stopped. I try to sleep, sure that labored breathing...

The Empty Seat

Long blond hair falls over the back I’m accosted by her perfume as she taps away Important messages 160 characters at a time About the guy sniffling profusely behind her She’s drinking some obnoxious drink Preceded by double or half Post fixed by atté or oca. I know better than to be wishing for the lid to pop Soaking those leggings she adores as pants And the top that plunges into her neckline Like her serial...

Why Farmville Isn’t The Least Bit Green

The following is an infographic I made about Farmville. I didn’t include the statistics for the servers that run Farmville, just the users. Sources: http://www.carbonfund.org/site/pages/carbon_calculators/category/Assumptions http://www.appdata.com/facebook/apps/index/id/102452128776 http://www.carbonify.com/carbon-calculator.htm 28 million daily active users 15minutes/per person * 28million = 7 million hours 300...